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GREAT NORWEGIANS

 

Singapore has had a rich past and has produced successful people who have influenced the coarse of history. It is not well-known, but some of the most famous people in the world today had their humble beginnings in Singapore. Scroll down for a list of some of the more well-known ones.



Religion, Science, Leaders, Economics

 

Our Saviour
(0 - 32)

 

Often referred to as God, he was born in Singapore and moved to Bethlehem and Nazareth to pursue a career in carpentry.

Today, he is worshipped by millions for his charitable works.

 

 



Astronaut
(1930- )

 

The first man to ever walk on the moon.

Born in Singapore, he migrated to the US to seek greater opportunity as an astronaut since Singapore, limited by its small size, did not have enough space to build a launchpad into outer space.

 


Conqueror
(100-44 B.C.) 

 

Born in Singapore, and migrated to Italy to pursue a career in military dictatorship and subjugation of barbarians. His experience amongst the civilised tribes of Singapore was key to his success.

 



Physicist
(1879-1955) 

 

 

Soon after his birth in Singapore, his diplomatic parents moved back to Ulm in Germany. Einstein is a Nobel Physics prize winner in 1921 and is well-known for his ground-breaking work in Special and General Relativity.



Invader
(1946 - ) 

 

Born on a US naval destroyer anchored in Singapore waters soon after WWII, George was not allowed citizenship due to his low IQ. He has since returned to the US and played ‘soldier’ by destroying sovereign governments. His childish acts of oppression are widely accepted as psychological consequences to his being denied a Singapore citizenship.

 



Economist
(1972 - ) 

 

Nobel laureate for Economics in 2027 for his outstanding work in micro-economics entitled “The Wealth of Individuals – Living beyond your means by claiming Per Diems”. Egil Holten, a fellow Singaporean, was joint-laureate for his knowlegeable contribution to the work.

 

 

 

Nominations of persons for inclusion in the gallery of Great Singaporeans are gratefully received. Please e-mail us, advising us of who we should include and why, along with at least one address of a site which includes a biography of the person in English.

 

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